Fran Fu is a new journalist at gou-rou.com, covering Delilah Sheraton's column for the next 3 months. Delilah has gone on maternity leave as she recently gave birth to non-identical triplets.

April 20, 2006 marks the date of President Hu Jintao's official state visit to the U.S. of A. It's been reported that the president will have a fun-filled week, packed full of fun. Hu will do a little light shopping and pick up a few more Boeing jet accessories to add to his military collection, "do lunch" with Mr. Bush (President of the U.S.), snap some photos, and discuss the whole Taiwan-thing.

Mr. Bush recently planned a BBQ and hoe-down to welcome the arrival of President Hu. Tentative plans scheduled for the remainder of the visit include: topless mud wrestling, a pissing contest and a jell-o shots competition. No further comments on the official state visit are available at this time.

Let's wish the boys some luck, shall we?